My Health Game Changer 

 The Best Thing I’ve Ever Done for My Health

Optimal Health + Longevity

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-Maranda 

Over the past eight years I spent more than $15,000 on thyroid and hormone testing when no one could diagnose what was happening in my body. I had started gaining weight. I started undereating and overexercising, but weight just kept piling on. I started having anxiety attacks, negative mood spirals, and I felt what I call lumpy-dumpy-frumpy. 

Precision Medicine

For eight years I struggled to find doctors working with precision medicine who were actually up to date on progressive tests and knowledgeable about normal testing levels. Most of the ones I found still used outdated measurements of what was in the “normal” range. They didn’t study or understand nutrition or longevity, and I was spending a fortune to be told it was in my head or I was just overeating. It always ended in tears and frustration. 

Perimenopause. Weight Gain. 

I discovered Dr. Sara Gottfried Szal’s book The Hormone Reset Diet and started the long path to self-healing. As I removed things from my diet to reduce inflammation and started taking specific supplements, my cortisol levels normalized, stress decreased, and my hormones balanced so I could return to a normal weight. After months of research, I self-ordered the Dutch test while in London and spent thousands more on specialized tests and biomarkers. My knee pain disappeared and the extra weight slowly but systematically came off. 

Low Thyroid. 

I still felt very alone. I had to explain to doctors what complete thyroid testing was and how they were reading outdated levels for what was normal. Then I received an email from a top five American doctor (and 12-time NYT Best-Selling author). This is NOT an ad, but the Function Health program was the absolute best thing I’ve done for my health—when it came to my thyroid, hormones, perimenopause, my heart, auto-immune system and included

101 cutting-edge biomarkers/tests for aging—and it was just $499. It includes three doctor visits, with blood work, and urine testing (available in almost every state in the U.S.). This will be my second year with the program. I log in and can see my progress over the year. It charts my biological age, and if my tests are declining I can measure my deficiencies. I wish this was around years ago; it would have saved me a lot of tears, time, and resources. 

If you use my code below, you receive a free one-year digital subscription to THRIVE Magazine (all 6 issues). Copy the link below and simply paste it into your browser.

It includes my code so there's no wait time for you to start the program. You are all set! 

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To the best year yet,

Maranda

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